Today, prognos in English dos States:

The weather this week?
Yeah. Awesome. Make the Winter great again.
There is a Wall that impeding the rain arrives here and make Shutdown ao cold, com os Fahrenheit a grow-upar até aos 69 (20 Celsius).
In February, chupeiting, ó European people.
If we gonna pay this shit, expensivamente?
God bless this land de opportunities. We pray a Fátima and this fucking dry will be resolveited.
Or not.
.......foto mine